As I am nearing 21 weeks pregnant, I have caught myself in some hilarious pregnancy moments that I like to call "pregnancy bloopers." Enjoy and feel free to laugh AT me.
The other day, I was doing laundry and had a load already dried in the dryer and a load that had finished washing in the washing machine. I put the dry, clean clothes into the basket and began to put the washed clothes into the dryer. Well, I went to grab some dirty clothes from the bedroom to add to the washing machine, and discovered I was missing the clean load I had gotten out of the dryer. Are you following me? It seems that I had washed the clean clothes again after I got them out of the dryer, thinking they were dirty in the basket. All this was done in a matter of 3 minutes...how in the world did I manage to do this?
I remember a few weeks ago that I needed to run some errands, so I started out toward target with my list of things to get (most of them very important). As I was driving down the road, a sudden craving hit for Chick-fil-a, and in my preggo mind, that was the reason I was going out. I ended up in the Chick-fil-a drivethru forgetting why exactly I went out in the first place. 15 minutes later I was back home trying to remember where I needed to go (with my list still in my purse).
I have caught myself several times talking to myself out in public, or talking to the baby. I was in the grocery store and had one of these pregnancy moments. I was trying to decide which can of pizza sauce to get unknowingly with one of the stockers behind me waiting for me to move out of the away so he could stock the shelf. I went back and forth, sometimes talking to myself and sometimes asking the baby which one she would prefer. I can only imagine what his face was like when he heard me talking. Embarrassing!
Everyone knows a pregnant women can have gas anytime, anywhere, and without much warning. Let's just say this moment was VERY embarassing and continues to haunt me. I was taking the dogs out one afternoon, and of course, let one out. I didn't think it would be loud besides, no one was outside. But, boy, was I wrong. The neighbor was walking behind me at the time...
A little nesting humor...About once a week, I take all the clothes hanging in baby's closet and folded on the shelf wash them and hang them all up again. Why? Don't ask!
Now that you have had your daily dose of humor, I will end with saying that pregnancy can be extremely humerous, obviously. Stay tuned for more pregnancy bloopers!
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