Mindless Monday

Just a few random things on my mind lately, some hilarious, others not so much:

-Maybe I should buy stock in Chick-fil-a...it's only a matter of time before I get my own parking spot (and soon after my own drive-thru window).

-Try to step out of your own shoes at least once a day and try and see the bigger picture of life. And while your out there, look around, you'll soon realize that you have way more than most.

-Don't waste your life living in the past...the past has a tendency to resurface negativity, and that isn't good for anyone.

-Try to end every conversation with a positive note.

-For the idiots who drive backwards in the parking deck: READ THE ARROWS and don't FLICK me off for your wrongdoing.

-For those teenagers with their phones glued to their fingers: there is so much more in life than texting. (I could elaborate more on this topic, but I'd rather keep my blood pressure down).

-I read today that "it isn't the tryptophan in turkey that puts you to sleep, it is the large amount of food you consume that makes you sleepy." So, your telling me my biochemistry teacher lied? Still trying to figure this one out.

-I saw a commercial that said, "6 months of laundry can be a scary thing." Try 3 days...

-Is it bad that I don't like attending football games anymore so I can avoid all the drunken idiots who forget how to act civilized in public? I'd much rather enjoy the game on my couch.

-Never in my life have I had fingernails or anything remotely close to fingernails...i <3 pregnancy hormones.

-I am looking forward to March, when I don't have to get up to pee 29 times during the night. I'll just be getting up to a screaming infant. Screaming infant > peeing 29 times in 12 hours.

-Can someone please tell me where I can find Diet Sundrop Caffiene Free?

-To the brueggers drive-thru man than works at 8 am-don't call me "lovely lady" that early in the morning after I spent all night negotiating my bladder with my baby and rolled out of bed just in time to leave. I just want my damn bagel and my card back.

-Do men have anything else to do on Sunday/Monday than stare at other men running back and forth fighting over a ball on the television screen....guessing not.


:) Happy Monday!